Nonsensical Weekend Poll

Fight Club, Tyler Durden – “The first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.”

Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle – “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.”

Lord of the Rings, Aragorn – “A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shileds when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West!”

Terminator & T2, the Terminator – Hasta la vista, baby

There Will Be Blood, Daniel Plainview – “I… drink… your… milkshake!”

The Magnificent Seven, Vin – “We deal in lead, friend.”

Star Wars, Master Yoda – “Do or do not. There is no try.”

Gladiator, Maximus – “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”

Star Wars, Han Solo – “I love you. I know.”

Pulp Fiction, Jules – “Say ‘what’ again! Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say ‘what’ one more God damn time!”

Star Trek, Mr. Spock – “Live long and prosper” (or, in Vulcan, “Dup dor a’az Mubster”)

Scarface, Tony Montana – “Say hello to my little friend!”

Tombstone, Doc Holliday – “I’m your huckleberry.”

Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones – “Fortune and glory kid. Fortune and glory.” / “That BELONGS in a MUSEUM!”

Die Hard, John McClane – “Yippee ki ay, mother fucker.” (conversely, in this picture: “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs”)

300, Leonidas – “Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!”/”Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!”/”Come and get them!”

Independence Day, President Whitmore – “Nuke ’em. Nuke the bastards.”

Army of Darkness, Ashley Williams – “This…is…my…BOOMSTICK!”/”Give me some sugar, baby.”

The Rock, Mason – “Have a nice day.”/”Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”

Dirty Harry, Dirty Harry – “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”/”Go ahead, make my day.”