Day 1 of Smugglivus
Who: Holly, with the help of Casee and Ames. Holly and Casee are two of the ladies in charge of the fabulous book review blog, The Book Binge. Ames also reviews books over at her spot, Thrifty Reader.
The Book Binge provides an incredible array of giveaways, and great book reviews and discussions for romance novels–anthologies, historicals, contemporaries, paranormals, these ladies do it all.
Give it up for Holly, Casee and Ames!
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Holly:
First, thanks so much to Ana and Thea for inviting me to play during Smugglivus! I feel so loved!
Second, I cheated a bit and enlisted the help of one of my blogging buddies at Book Binge, Casee, to help with my guest post. I also need to give a special shout-out to Ames of Thrifty Reader for helping me come up with the idea and allowing me to bounce ideas off of her.
Without further ado Holly and Casee’s: Twelve Easy Ways to do TSTL (Too Stupid To Live)
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
An Intact Hymen – Surprisingly
On the second day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Two virgin Mistresses,
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the third day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Three Stupid Secretaries,
Two virgin mistresses,
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Four Male Disguises,
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Five Secret Babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Six Eggs a-Ovulating,
Five Secret Babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Seven Semen Swimming,
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies,
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Nine Broken Condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Ten Times Into Danger Leaping
Nine broken condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my TSTL Heroine gave to me
Eleven Heroines Hiding
Ten times into danger leaping
Nine broken condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Five secret babies
Four male disguises
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my TSTL gave to me
Twelve Big Misunderstandings
Eleven Heroines Hiding
Ten times into danger leaping
Nine broken condoms
Eight pregnancy scares
Seven semen swimming
Six eggs a-ovulating
Three stupid secretaries
Two virgin mistresses
And an intact hymen – surprisingly
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Thanks to Holly and the gals for the hilarious take on the Twelve Days of Christmas. (Thea says: I cannot wait to see what interesting Google Searches will now show up on our stat tracker)
Next on Smugglivus Presents: Trin and Thrinidir of Realms of Speculative Fiction
19 Comments
Katiebabs a.k.a KB
December 26, 2008 at 12:21 pmAw Holly, you bring the laughs and joy wherever you go!
Good one!!
M.
December 26, 2008 at 12:31 pmHee! I had no idea the bingers were poets!
Stacy~
December 26, 2008 at 12:33 pmOMG that was hilarious! Holly, this is classic. I’m definitely seeing the holidays in a new light *g*
Karin
December 26, 2008 at 12:58 pmI loved it! It had me laughing from the first day on. lol
Kris
December 26, 2008 at 1:50 pmVery, very funny, Holly.
Casee
December 26, 2008 at 2:04 pmI’m still laughing! It was fun coming up w/ these.
orannia
December 26, 2008 at 2:52 pmHolly – thank you! That was hilarious! I’m never going to look at certain books the same again 🙂
C2
December 26, 2008 at 3:04 pmAwesome job, ladies! *humming & head-bouncing along with inner music*
Tabitha C
December 26, 2008 at 4:02 pmThis is hilarious and got me cracking since the 1st day. Great job, Holly!
Debby
December 26, 2008 at 6:09 pmThat was great!
wonderings
December 26, 2008 at 6:22 pmFIVE SEEE-KRIT BABIES!
Ahem.
All hail Smugglivus for reminding me that The Book Binge was not updating in my feed reader. Grievance! So I visit TBB & hark! this is noted. Must. try. to. fix. now.
Marg
December 26, 2008 at 6:38 pmGreat job from Holly and her helpers!
Thanks for the laugh!
Carolyn Jean
December 26, 2008 at 6:44 pmThis is totally hilarious! Twelve Big Misunderstandings. LOL. And I love Five Secret Babies!! Very nice.
Holly
December 26, 2008 at 6:54 pmThanks ladies. We had a great time working on this. I really think my husband thought I was nuts the way I was giggling at the computer.
And really, once again, a major thanks to Casee and Ames. I would have been lost without them. 🙂
KMont
December 26, 2008 at 6:56 pmLMAO!!!
*struggles to breath*
Bwwaahaaaahhaaa!
*mumbles* Now how the hell am I going to beat that? 😛
Actually, this was perfect as I just ventured in Harlequin Presents Territory the other day for the very first time. And there went my category romance hymen. Buh-bye.
Heather
December 26, 2008 at 7:12 pmToo funny! This is sure to become a classic.
Kris
December 26, 2008 at 8:06 pmLOL OMG that was hilarious!!! Excellent stuff, love it
CindyS
December 26, 2008 at 10:14 pm*stands and applauds*
Definitely goes into the classic territory. Must be posted every year! 😉
CindyS
Bev(QB)
December 27, 2008 at 10:27 am::STANDING OVATION::
Holly, Casee, and Ames get their Bawd on and the crowd goes wild!
Brava, ladies, BRAVA!