So Thea aired the dirty laundry with regards to Jate (ewwwww), True Blood (*snorts*) and the Breaking Dawn Fiasco amongst other craptastic 2008 occurrences. What is there left? The Crap-Fest that was Heroes season 3. Season 1 was VERY GOOD, Season 2 , not so much. But Season 3? Earns the “Worst TV Show” prize of 2008 with its ridiculous twists, unbelievable plotlines, idiotic character arcs, god-awful writing and acting. You ask yourself, why did I keep watching then? Elementary dear friends, so that I could give you….
Smugglivus Presents: our first ever
Illustrated CrapFiesta (2008 Edition) – Heroes Season 3
Part I: The Formula
Nathan: *We are God’s gift to humanity*
Future!Peter! : The world is going to end. Again. let me botch things up by messing up with the time-space continuum. Again.
Hiro in Japan: *bored* Need to save something. I know:
“Save the formula save the world”
Hiro: Hey, the formula!
Nemesis: na-na-na-na-naaaa, the formula is mines!
Papa Petrelli: *alive* Muwhahahaha!
I want the formula!I have EVIL plans!
Mama Petrelli: Stop HIM.
Mamma Petrelli: *powerless*
Mohinder: I am smart Scientist. I make formula.
I inject formula on myself before testing it.
Part 2 – Monsters
Peter: we are monsters
Mama Petrelli: I am crazy, I am a monster!
Claire: I can’t die. I am a monster!
Mohinder: Hey, look at me, I am a monster too!
(at least I look good)
Maya: I am so boring. I am a monster!
Maya: *not a monster anymore.**leaves*
Tracy: I am a monster!
Sylar: I am an EVIL monster
Part 3 – Schizo Heroes
Papa Petrelli: Gabriel, I am your father.
Sylar: *not evil anymore* Look at me! I am
a cute not-evil-anymore monster.
Sylar: *evil again*
Papa Petrelli: *does evil things*
Hiro: *is ten years old*
Hiro: *not ten years old anymore*
Elle: *can’t control powers*
(because she is a monster)
Ellen and Claire: We know! we smart monsters.
we travel by airplane even though the monster
with the electricity power can’t control herself
Cool new character
Cool new character: *dies*
Cool new character # 2
(Bubbles from The Wire!!!!)
I am a monster
Bubbles from The Wire: *dies*
Adam: *is back*
The Chud: *what I am doing here?*
Matt: I just met you but I love you. Forever.
Nemesis (aka Lame New Character that is
sticking around) : You’re Crazy!
I love you too!
Evillll Papa Petrelli: *needs catalyst*
Peter: I will stop you!
Claire: I am the catalyst
Hiro: No, I am the catalyst
Papa Petrelli: No, I am the catalyst
Formula: HA! I am the catalyst
Papa Petrelli: NOT Sylar’s father.
Papa Petrelli: *dies*
Eclipse: *lasts more than 2 hours*
Peter: *regains powers*
Nathan: Fooled ya! I am the monster!
So good to take this off my chest.